[But Dazai could send him out. With the mood Chuuya is in now, he'd most likely obey, even though he doesn't actually want to go anywhere. But it feels good to not always be fighting Dazai on everything, too. This thing between them feels right.
But that doesn't mean he'll go along with absolutely anything Dazai might come up with. And Chuuya nearly spits out his wine when Dazai mentions the maid outfit.]
I wasn't--
[Serving him like some maid, or anything like that!! He was just being nice!! He sets his wine glass down to protect it from getting spilled, since apparently drinking it is too risky for now.]
Even if I agree to everything else, that's the one thing I'll keep saying no to.
[That would be funny, but not exactly a source of arousal for Dazai. That's fine, though: as long as he keeps the stakes going higher and higher, eventually that maid outfit isn't going to seem so bad anymore.
This isn't the time and place to push things, though, and he raises his hands - glass and all - immediately after his question.]
It was rhetorical! Purely rhetorical...
We can talk about it more some other time.
[He's definitely going to keep bringing it up. But he'll drop it for now, it's fine!]
[Clearly Chuuya is Prince Charming to Dazai's Snow White! Not that he wants to be Prince Charming, either, since that doesn't go well at all with the Port Mafia image.
And he really doesn't trust Dazai when he says it's rhetorical. Maybe it it for now, but it might not stay that way, especially if that's what he's planning to use to convince Chuuya to wear a maid outfit instead. It might be easier, in the long run, to just wear the damn thing for him, get the inevitable over with, but even if he did Dazai would just come up with something else anyway. He never runs out of ideas to torture Chuuya... And if he did, that would honestly be worse.]
Let's talk about biting instead.
[That's on the list, too, and Chuuya is a fan! Also is it safe to reach for his wine glass again? He's gonna reach for his wine glass again.]
If I'm already a princess, why would I need the dress?
[That, or he's trying to reverse-psychology Chuuya into wearing a maid outfit anyway. But he's still playing the long game, there. He's in no rush.
That said, he would absolutely dress like a princess for maid!Chuuya to serve. Dazai knows no shame; he really doesn't care what he wears.
Biting, however...]
... Aren't you taking being my dog a little too seriously?
[For some reason, he's just going to assume that Chuuya is the one doing the biting, because clearly Dazai is the one obsessed about the dog thing. Regardless, it's not a hard no, really. Dazai just doesn't super see the appeal.
Wine away, though. They're having a good talk; it's fine.]
You don't need it, but you can't let anyone else wear it, either.
[Clearly that makes sense! Or something. Not that Chuuya wouldn't wear a dress, but a princess dress isn't exactly his style.
But Chuuya really isn't winning this argument, on any front. They're back to the dog thing, and he almost objects out of habit, and there's a slight but obvious pause as he tries to get himself back on track. They don't actually have to argue here, and he doesn't really want to, anyway. He's too comfortable leaning against Dazai's side. He wants all of this, and he doesn't have to pretend not to.]
How else is a dog supposed to punish a shitty owner?
[His tone is teasing. He only brought up biting as another distraction from various dresses, anyway, he knows it's not Dazai's thing.]
Can't I be one of those rebellious princesses who rejects gender norms?
[Ignoring how those often strengthen stereotypes more than anything... The point is: Dazai can totally give his dress away, symbolically!
But the more important point is: they're having a nice time, with each other, and with drinks. It's hard to think of anything that would make the moment better - and that's strange, really, but Dazai chooses not to question it.]
The owner is the one who does the punishing. Some dogs even enjoy that, as I recall.
[It's still not a "no" on the biting, really. But giving an outright "yes" feels a bit awkward, like something slipping out of Dazai's control. That's fine, really, but what if it doesn't work out, and he can't take it back? It's easier to be the one nominally in charge, even if it also means more effort, technically.]
[So of course Dazai would reject that one, too. And who has ever been able to stop him from rejecting anything?
It really is a nice time, though. Chuuya sips his wine, relaxing more against Dazai, enjoying the shared warmth of their bodies. He'll even pull his legs up a little. Even if the topic keeps encroaching on potentially embarrassing territory, it's not like he's revealing anything new for Dazai, so he's not about to let that get him on edge. Beyond maybe making him blush a little.]
Definitely not. I mean --
[He has to stop himself again. He's not actually looking at the list anymore, but he remembers it had something about serious punishment and finding forgiveness, and that's something they've always done anyway, when one of them has crossed an actual line. But the idea of that being somehow part of this type of dynamic is a definite turn off. It's different.
But there was also something about play punishment and penalties. That's more like something Dazai would actually do. The bastard is always changing the rules, and he loves making those rules something humiliating. He's definitely given Chuuya a few impossible tasks before. And Chuuya always finds himself trying really hard to complete them anyway.]
The point of punishment is that it shouldn't be enjoyable, right?
[So maybe he enjoys it. As long as it's not something they take too seriously.]
[A blushing Chuuya is a good Chuuya. Dazai makes sure not to be too obvious about how he's taking in the sights. He doesn't really care if Chuuya is blushing because of him or because of the wine, anyway; it's a good look, and it belongs only to him right now. Clearly that is the important thing.]
Are you saying I should punish you in ways you won't enjoy?
[Because he can do that, of course. He's something of an expert, as it happens. But it's definitely a case of being careful what you wish for!
Not that Dazai really thinks that that's what Chuuya wants, but he can pretend.]
[It's definitely not what he meant. Chuuya shoots Dazai a look, because he knows that he knows. Just because Chuuya doesn't directly say what he means...]
Obviously not.
[That doesn't sound fun for either of them, really. Sure, there's a long list of things Chuuya sort of enjoys, or hates that he enjoys, or enjoys because he doesn't want to enjoy them, or that he wouldn't enjoy except that it's the right kind of humiliation and he enjoys that. But Dazai has always considered all of those fair game, so it's definitely not what he's getting at now.]
I thought I said I was the one who should punish you.
[The point of this was to actually discuss what they like, which would mean Chuuya has to be honest about it... Oh well.]
If you really wanted to, I probably couldn't stop you.
[But Chuuya doesn't like that, does he? ... Or does he? Nah, that would surprise Dazai a great deal.
Also: Dazai is a wuss, and definitely couldn't withstand Chuuya's full-on punishment. But he really doesn't think that Chuuya is being honest here? And he doesn't think he's somehow in denial about what Chuuya wants from him, either??
Though blindsiding him with something like this would have been a good reason for Chuuya to bring up kink lists, Dazai supposes... Damn.]
[Chuuya looks a bit surprised at that statement. Not because it's not true - of course it is, Chuuya is by far the strongest of the two of them - but because it's completely irrelevant. Of course he doesn't want that.]
I'll stick to biting. Even if I risk getting punished by you for it.
[Okay, maybe he should be honest. He drinks a bit more of his wine, and leans a little bit more of his weight into Dazai. Honesty really is too awkward.]
Nothing actually serious, right? It's just something else to use in your games?
[Which is probably a bit too cryptic a reply to be very satisfying, considering the circumstances, but honesty is too awkward. They've been making good strides with it, but Dazai, being a lazy bastard by nature, is already not in the mood to keep putting in the effort.
That doesn't mean he won't, though, and it certainly doesn't mean he's not in a surprisingly good mood. In fact, as Chuuya leans in closer, Dazai shifts a little so he can halfway put his arm around him, hand resting on his head.
Okay, so maybe one of his several simultaneous inner monologues is loudly singing YOU'RE A SHORT MOTHERFUCKER AND NOBODY LIKES YOU~ - but it's singing it lovingly, okay!? You're his short motherfucker nobody likes, and that's what matters.]
["Nothing actually serious" isn't very descriptive either, so Chuuya really has no room to complain about Dazai being cryptic. Besides, he's not worried about it. It's not like they're trying to fully establish all boundaries and desires right now - that would be boring and limiting - so they can always clarify when it becomes relevant. And he trusts Dazai.
He drops his head against Dazai's shoulder, enjoying that hand against his hair. Dazai's not the only one in a surprisingly good mood now. Chuuya is relaxed enough to be smiling, just a little.]
This really just ended up as me giving you more options...
[That's probably not how kink negotiations are supposed to go. Oh well.]
[He's not even being smug about it, for once. What else was this discussion going to be about, if not more things to try? The things they've already done, Chuuya has all enjoyed to some degree; Dazai has no doubt about that. So expanding their repertoire was really the only possible outcome.
But let's blame Chuuya for giving him more options, sure. Give a dog a bone(r), and all that. Dazai's fingers play lazily with Chuuya's hair.]
[The more Dazai plays with his hair, the more Chuuya just melts into him. It really has become too much of a weakness. It feels nice, though, and Dazai seems to enjoy doing it, so he can't actually think of any reason why he shouldn't allow it to happen. Sometimes he still worries about it. But not right now.]
Yeah, but now you know I've been holding back on you.
[Because most of the things they're talking about now wouldn't have been possible before. Hell, that's true for a lot of what they've been doing recently anyway. Chuuya would never have agreed to those scenes a year - or even just a few months ago. Even if Dazai had tricked him somehow, he wouldn't have allowed himself to let go to the point that he has been, and it would have turned out differently, and probably not as satisfying.
But they've also both had their reasons for not wanting to go too far in the past. Dazai would have held back, too, he knows.]
[Things have certainly changed - and yet, have they really? For all that their current relationship might not have been possible even a few months ago, it feels like such a natural evolution of things that Dazai can't seem to find it at all surprising.
Or maybe it's just that the fact that it's not surprising in itself is the most surprising thing, so the actual details don't seem to matter as much in comparison. Either way: Dazai is not complaining.]
It's really true what they say! Short waters run deep.
[... Listen, he only teases you because he maybe-sorta-kinda loves you. And he's still playing with your hair, so you shouldn't even care!
(It's possible that the hair-playing was a set-up to mollify Chuuya in advance of the next bad joke, really. But that doesn't mean that Dazai isn't secretly enjoying it, too!)]
[It does feel like this is how they were meant to be from the start. Maybe they weren't able to figure it out back then, when they were younger, but that doesn't mean it wasn't there. Maybe they just finally got enough experience points to level up, or some other bullshit. It doesn't matter. The last thing Chuuya wants to do is think too deeply about it.
He shoots Dazai a glare. If it wasn't for the wine glass in his hand... and the hair petting... and how relaxed and good he's feeling in general... and the fact that he doesn't actually want to start a fight... If not for absolutely everything, he'd definitely be elbowing Dazai hard.]
Maybe I should take back those new powers again.
[Because that's what it is. It's not just a longer list of options; he's agreed to submit in more ways. And his threat really isn't very believable, but he has to threaten something, because Dazai can't just be allowed to get away with things.]
No take-backsies! Besides, being a maid is a lifestyle, too?
[Alright, so Dazai isn't actually going to send Chuuya to the mafia in a maid dress... but he still gets a kick out of imagining it. Practically nobody could say anything anyway, and Mori would probably pretend not to notice anything off, just to prolong Chuuya's suffering. The only one who might ruin the fun is Kouyou, but Dazai could work around that.
Well, he doesn't plan to do it, really. But he can keep his brain entertained with it for a few minutes, anyway! Between that, and hanging around with Chuuya doing nothing, and a nice drink, he's actually having a good time.]
[It's really difficult to stay annoyed - or pretend to be annoyed - when Dazai is in such an obviously good mood. It still feels like a rare and important thing, even though it's a lot less rare now than when they were in the mafia together. And it makes Chuuya happy, too. It's weird. It's a warm feeling. Especially if he allows himself to think about the fact Dazai's mood improved just from being here with him.
He sips from his wine, drinking it slowly, just letting it add to the moment.]
See? That right there, that's why I can't just agree. You wouldn't just fuck me in the outfit, you'd make me play the part.
[He can still keep up the pretend argument, just for the sake of it, even though his body is completely relaxed against Dazai.]
I'm not gonna wait on you or iron your shirts or call you Master.
Hmm... Alright, then. I won't make you iron my shirts!
[No promises about the other things, though~! Hehe...
Oh no, now Dazai is considering the many, many options of what a maid!Chuuya could do... This is what happens, Chuuya: every time you deny him, he gets more ideas! When it finally, inevitably happens, it's going to be so much worse than it would have been if you'd given in the first time!!]
So you'll definitely try to make me wait on you --
[Wait. He knows what that tone means.]
Shit. You're thinking of even worse things now.
[Which wouldn't be a problem if it was never going to happen, but they both know it's inevitable, one way or another. He really shouldn't have brought it up again. He should just ignore the topic completely to avoid encouraging him...]
[Pout, pout, pout! To be fair, even Dazai himself isn't quite sure what the next level in his evil maid-ification plans will be - but that's clearly beside the point!]
Besides, I thought we were doing this to find new things to do?
[That pouting definitely doesn't work on him! Mostly! He knows it's not serious, but the point of this was for Chuuya to be a little more honest, so Dazai isn't wrong with his blackmail either. He sips some wine to avoid meeting Dazai's eyes.]
Can we even call it new when you've been trying to make me wear it since we were sixteen?
[But that clearly doesn't affect all the new side quests for that particular kink that Dazai is now envisioning! He is a creative genius, how dare you ever think otherwise...]
Ah, but who could have imagined that Chuuya is into neglect play from the other side of things, too?
[He has the balls to make it sound somewhere between tragic and wistful. Because of course he does.]
I was never into that at all! That was always just you!
[Though denying Dazai can definitely be fun. It's not because he gets off on it, though, but who wouldn't enjoy turning the tables on Dazai every once in a while? Even if it always backfires. It's satisfying to get a reaction like this out of him either way.]
Besides, you'd get bored if you just always got everything you wanted.
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[But Dazai could send him out. With the mood Chuuya is in now, he'd most likely obey, even though he doesn't actually want to go anywhere. But it feels good to not always be fighting Dazai on everything, too. This thing between them feels right.
But that doesn't mean he'll go along with absolutely anything Dazai might come up with. And Chuuya nearly spits out his wine when Dazai mentions the maid outfit.]
I wasn't--
[Serving him like some maid, or anything like that!! He was just being nice!! He sets his wine glass down to protect it from getting spilled, since apparently drinking it is too risky for now.]
Even if I agree to everything else, that's the one thing I'll keep saying no to.
[Just because!!]
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[That would be funny, but not exactly a source of arousal for Dazai. That's fine, though: as long as he keeps the stakes going higher and higher, eventually that maid outfit isn't going to seem so bad anymore.
This isn't the time and place to push things, though, and he raises his hands - glass and all - immediately after his question.]
It was rhetorical! Purely rhetorical...
We can talk about it more some other time.
[He's definitely going to keep bringing it up. But he'll drop it for now, it's fine!]
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[Clearly Chuuya is Prince Charming to Dazai's Snow White! Not that he wants to be Prince Charming, either, since that doesn't go well at all with the Port Mafia image.
And he really doesn't trust Dazai when he says it's rhetorical. Maybe it it for now, but it might not stay that way, especially if that's what he's planning to use to convince Chuuya to wear a maid outfit instead. It might be easier, in the long run, to just wear the damn thing for him, get the inevitable over with, but even if he did Dazai would just come up with something else anyway. He never runs out of ideas to torture Chuuya... And if he did, that would honestly be worse.]
Let's talk about biting instead.
[That's on the list, too, and Chuuya is a fan! Also is it safe to reach for his wine glass again? He's gonna reach for his wine glass again.]
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[That, or he's trying to reverse-psychology Chuuya into wearing a maid outfit anyway. But he's still playing the long game, there. He's in no rush.
That said, he would absolutely dress like a princess for maid!Chuuya to serve. Dazai knows no shame; he really doesn't care what he wears.
Biting, however...]
... Aren't you taking being my dog a little too seriously?
[For some reason, he's just going to assume that Chuuya is the one doing the biting, because clearly Dazai is the one obsessed about the dog thing. Regardless, it's not a hard no, really. Dazai just doesn't super see the appeal.
Wine away, though. They're having a good talk; it's fine.]
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[Clearly that makes sense! Or something. Not that Chuuya wouldn't wear a dress, but a princess dress isn't exactly his style.
But Chuuya really isn't winning this argument, on any front. They're back to the dog thing, and he almost objects out of habit, and there's a slight but obvious pause as he tries to get himself back on track. They don't actually have to argue here, and he doesn't really want to, anyway. He's too comfortable leaning against Dazai's side. He wants all of this, and he doesn't have to pretend not to.]
How else is a dog supposed to punish a shitty owner?
[His tone is teasing. He only brought up biting as another distraction from various dresses, anyway, he knows it's not Dazai's thing.]
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[Ignoring how those often strengthen stereotypes more than anything... The point is: Dazai can totally give his dress away, symbolically!
But the more important point is: they're having a nice time, with each other, and with drinks. It's hard to think of anything that would make the moment better - and that's strange, really, but Dazai chooses not to question it.]
The owner is the one who does the punishing. Some dogs even enjoy that, as I recall.
[It's still not a "no" on the biting, really. But giving an outright "yes" feels a bit awkward, like something slipping out of Dazai's control. That's fine, really, but what if it doesn't work out, and he can't take it back? It's easier to be the one nominally in charge, even if it also means more effort, technically.]
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[So of course Dazai would reject that one, too. And who has ever been able to stop him from rejecting anything?
It really is a nice time, though. Chuuya sips his wine, relaxing more against Dazai, enjoying the shared warmth of their bodies. He'll even pull his legs up a little. Even if the topic keeps encroaching on potentially embarrassing territory, it's not like he's revealing anything new for Dazai, so he's not about to let that get him on edge. Beyond maybe making him blush a little.]
Definitely not. I mean --
[He has to stop himself again. He's not actually looking at the list anymore, but he remembers it had something about serious punishment and finding forgiveness, and that's something they've always done anyway, when one of them has crossed an actual line. But the idea of that being somehow part of this type of dynamic is a definite turn off. It's different.
But there was also something about play punishment and penalties. That's more like something Dazai would actually do. The bastard is always changing the rules, and he loves making those rules something humiliating. He's definitely given Chuuya a few impossible tasks before. And Chuuya always finds himself trying really hard to complete them anyway.]
The point of punishment is that it shouldn't be enjoyable, right?
[So maybe he enjoys it. As long as it's not something they take too seriously.]
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Are you saying I should punish you in ways you won't enjoy?
[Because he can do that, of course. He's something of an expert, as it happens. But it's definitely a case of being careful what you wish for!
Not that Dazai really thinks that that's what Chuuya wants, but he can pretend.]
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Obviously not.
[That doesn't sound fun for either of them, really. Sure, there's a long list of things Chuuya sort of enjoys, or hates that he enjoys, or enjoys because he doesn't want to enjoy them, or that he wouldn't enjoy except that it's the right kind of humiliation and he enjoys that. But Dazai has always considered all of those fair game, so it's definitely not what he's getting at now.]
I thought I said I was the one who should punish you.
[The point of this was to actually discuss what they like, which would mean Chuuya has to be honest about it... Oh well.]
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[But Chuuya doesn't like that, does he? ... Or does he? Nah, that would surprise Dazai a great deal.
Also: Dazai is a wuss, and definitely couldn't withstand Chuuya's full-on punishment. But he really doesn't think that Chuuya is being honest here? And he doesn't think he's somehow in denial about what Chuuya wants from him, either??
Though blindsiding him with something like this would have been a good reason for Chuuya to bring up kink lists, Dazai supposes... Damn.]
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I'll stick to biting. Even if I risk getting punished by you for it.
[Okay, maybe he should be honest. He drinks a bit more of his wine, and leans a little bit more of his weight into Dazai. Honesty really is too awkward.]
Nothing actually serious, right? It's just something else to use in your games?
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[Which is probably a bit too cryptic a reply to be very satisfying, considering the circumstances, but honesty is too awkward. They've been making good strides with it, but Dazai, being a lazy bastard by nature, is already not in the mood to keep putting in the effort.
That doesn't mean he won't, though, and it certainly doesn't mean he's not in a surprisingly good mood. In fact, as Chuuya leans in closer, Dazai shifts a little so he can halfway put his arm around him, hand resting on his head.
Okay, so maybe one of his several simultaneous inner monologues is loudly singing YOU'RE A SHORT MOTHERFUCKER AND NOBODY LIKES YOU~ - but it's singing it lovingly, okay!? You're his short motherfucker nobody likes, and that's what matters.]
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He drops his head against Dazai's shoulder, enjoying that hand against his hair. Dazai's not the only one in a surprisingly good mood now. Chuuya is relaxed enough to be smiling, just a little.]
This really just ended up as me giving you more options...
[That's probably not how kink negotiations are supposed to go. Oh well.]
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That was always going to happen.
[He's not even being smug about it, for once. What else was this discussion going to be about, if not more things to try? The things they've already done, Chuuya has all enjoyed to some degree; Dazai has no doubt about that. So expanding their repertoire was really the only possible outcome.
But let's blame Chuuya for giving him more options, sure. Give a dog a bone(r), and all that. Dazai's fingers play lazily with Chuuya's hair.]
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Yeah, but now you know I've been holding back on you.
[Because most of the things they're talking about now wouldn't have been possible before. Hell, that's true for a lot of what they've been doing recently anyway. Chuuya would never have agreed to those scenes a year - or even just a few months ago. Even if Dazai had tricked him somehow, he wouldn't have allowed himself to let go to the point that he has been, and it would have turned out differently, and probably not as satisfying.
But they've also both had their reasons for not wanting to go too far in the past. Dazai would have held back, too, he knows.]
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Or maybe it's just that the fact that it's not surprising in itself is the most surprising thing, so the actual details don't seem to matter as much in comparison. Either way: Dazai is not complaining.]
It's really true what they say! Short waters run deep.
[... Listen, he only teases you because he maybe-sorta-kinda loves you. And he's still playing with your hair, so you shouldn't even care!
(It's possible that the hair-playing was a set-up to mollify Chuuya in advance of the next bad joke, really. But that doesn't mean that Dazai isn't secretly enjoying it, too!)]
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He shoots Dazai a glare. If it wasn't for the wine glass in his hand... and the hair petting... and how relaxed and good he's feeling in general... and the fact that he doesn't actually want to start a fight... If not for absolutely everything, he'd definitely be elbowing Dazai hard.]
Maybe I should take back those new powers again.
[Because that's what it is. It's not just a longer list of options; he's agreed to submit in more ways. And his threat really isn't very believable, but he has to threaten something, because Dazai can't just be allowed to get away with things.]
Now I definitely won't agree to any outfits.
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[Alright, so Dazai isn't actually going to send Chuuya to the mafia in a maid dress... but he still gets a kick out of imagining it. Practically nobody could say anything anyway, and Mori would probably pretend not to notice anything off, just to prolong Chuuya's suffering. The only one who might ruin the fun is Kouyou, but Dazai could work around that.
Well, he doesn't plan to do it, really. But he can keep his brain entertained with it for a few minutes, anyway! Between that, and hanging around with Chuuya doing nothing, and a nice drink, he's actually having a good time.]
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He sips from his wine, drinking it slowly, just letting it add to the moment.]
See? That right there, that's why I can't just agree. You wouldn't just fuck me in the outfit, you'd make me play the part.
[He can still keep up the pretend argument, just for the sake of it, even though his body is completely relaxed against Dazai.]
I'm not gonna wait on you or iron your shirts or call you Master.
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[No promises about the other things, though~! Hehe...
Oh no, now Dazai is considering the many, many options of what a maid!Chuuya could do... This is what happens, Chuuya: every time you deny him, he gets more ideas! When it finally, inevitably happens, it's going to be so much worse than it would have been if you'd given in the first time!!]
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[Wait. He knows what that tone means.]
Shit. You're thinking of even worse things now.
[Which wouldn't be a problem if it was never going to happen, but they both know it's inevitable, one way or another. He really shouldn't have brought it up again. He should just ignore the topic completely to avoid encouraging him...]
Stop that! I'm not agreeing!
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[Pout, pout, pout! To be fair, even Dazai himself isn't quite sure what the next level in his evil maid-ification plans will be - but that's clearly beside the point!]
Besides, I thought we were doing this to find new things to do?
[Emotional blackmail? Maybe a little...]
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[That pouting definitely doesn't work on him! Mostly! He knows it's not serious, but the point of this was for Chuuya to be a little more honest, so Dazai isn't wrong with his blackmail either. He sips some wine to avoid meeting Dazai's eyes.]
Can we even call it new when you've been trying to make me wear it since we were sixteen?
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[But that clearly doesn't affect all the new side quests for that particular kink that Dazai is now envisioning! He is a creative genius, how dare you ever think otherwise...]
Ah, but who could have imagined that Chuuya is into neglect play from the other side of things, too?
[He has the balls to make it sound somewhere between tragic and wistful. Because of course he does.]
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[Though denying Dazai can definitely be fun. It's not because he gets off on it, though, but who wouldn't enjoy turning the tables on Dazai every once in a while? Even if it always backfires. It's satisfying to get a reaction like this out of him either way.]
Besides, you'd get bored if you just always got everything you wanted.
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