So how could I dress better? And don't say anything about the hat.
[As if Dazai wasn't the one who stole the hat back from Verlaine for him.
But Chuuya isn't really too invested in that argument. Dazai has good taste when he bothers to put the effort in, but Chuuya isn't about to admit that. He glances up at the mention of a shower, then down at himself, like he's trying to decide how much he needs one. He's pretty sure he doesn't smell, at least.]
Then you'll have to take one, too, or you automatically lose the argument, right?
[A warm shower does sound nice, and it would probably help, but he wants to keep being selfish and stay close. He knows he can't keep that up for too long, but still.]
[Dazai has already opened his mouth to mention the hat when Chuuya rudely blocks that excellent argument before he can even start it. Oh well, Dazai will just shut his mouth and sulk a bit instead. He truly isn't that invested, either.]
It wasn't an argument about personal hygiene, though?
[If it was, Dazai would probably lose, let's face it. But he still doesn't see how him showering is necessary.
That doesn't mean he won't, though. He'd kind of figured it would come to this. With a sigh, he gets up, stretching a bit as he does. He feels kind of rested, which is weird..? But then, he just managed to embarrass Chuuya, and that's always rejuvenating.]
But... I guess, since it's a part of proper pet ownership, it can't be helped.
[Chuuya's knee-jerk reaction is still to object to being called Dazai's pet. And he should. He should be loud about it. Except that he knows he won't get anywhere with it, not anymore, and it seems more important to trap Dazai in the shower with him first. He can't help the way his expression gives him away, though.
He gets up to follow Dazai towards the bathroom.]
I'll start objecting to that again soon, you know.
[Even if he doesn't actually hate it. Especially when Dazai is paying so much attention to him, making sure Chuuya recovers from his kink hangover. Giving him something he didn't even realize he needed.]
But since this is technically a continuation of last night. The aftermath or something.
[Of course Dazai knows that he won't be able to get away with the pet talk forever, just like he knows he was pushing it a bit already. But hey, it worked! And he did need an excuse to join Chuuya. Since it seems he's successfully distracted Chuuya from that, at least, he's going to call this a win, only smiling a bit at Chuuya's preemptive future objections.]
Mhm, just a continuation. So let's continue.
[... He probably sounds a bit too happy about that. But at least he's not trying to be a dick about it?
In the bathroom, he'll help Chuuya undress first, if Chuuya will allow it. Not that Chuuya can't do it himself, but they're doing the pet thing - more or less, sorta kinda, halfway still - so it only makes sense. Only after that will Dazai bother undressing, himself.
[Of course Chuuya will let Dazai help, because that means Dazai will be touching him. He'll even tilt his head back, let Dazai take off his collar for him, since unfortunately he can't wear that in the shower. He hates the feeling of not having anything around his neck. But Dazai can put it back on for him after, as well.
It's clear his objections about being treated as a pet were still not too serious, with his quickly he let that go. For today, at least, the attention Dazai is giving him because of it feels too good to resist.
No, there's more important things to object to.]
Wet bandages are disgusting, Dazai.
[And he's more than happy to help Dazai take those off if he needs it.]
[Ugh... Dazai really should have gotten a dog that doesn't bark. His bandages are just fine, wet or otherwise! He would love to tell Chuuya to mind his own business.
But Chuuya has been very accommodating. Dazai supposes he can make some sacrifices in return. Even though he'll sulk about it.]
Go on, then.
[He spreads his arms to give Chuuya better access, because if Chuuya wants the bandages off, the very least he can do is take them off, himself. Dazai is already being nice, allowing it in the first place!]
[Chuuya looks surprised at first - and then happy, because it's not often Dazai agrees to remove the bandages. He realizes a bit too late that he probably shouldn't be too obvious about that.
He ducks his head for a second until he can get his expression back under control, but he'll step closer so he can start helping with those bandages. He wouldn't have minded anyway, but it seems like a fair trade. He'll start with Dazai's arms, then his neck and his torso, working his way down. He'll leave them in a pile to throw out later, since he always makes sure to keep enough bandages stocked for Dazai when he needs them.]
And your body didn't even fall apart.
[He can't resist teasing. But he is struggling to resist just touching. He rarely gets a chance like this, he wants to stroke across Dazai's chest, everywhere he can reach, but he knows that might be too much. He'll just get up in tiptoe and try to pull Dazai down for a kiss instead.]
[It's definitely obvious that Chuuya is a little too happy about the bandage removal, but it was meant as a reward of sorts - albeit a passive more than an active one - so Dazai would have held it against him whether Chuuya showed his happiness or not. As it stands, this way Dazai gets at least some benefits out of it, too. It's always nice to watch Chuuya try not to be obvious when he's rarely anything but.
Dazai would claim that he's fine with being touched, since it's come to this, but he definitely wouldn't be - or at least not enough to keep from instantly sabotaging things again under the guise of petty revenge on Chuuya. Best to wait a little while, probably. But a kiss is nice, and he'll happily reciprocate, taking his time before breaking the kiss and belatedly reacting to what Chuuya said before.]
That's because you haven't sucked it dry yet.
[Clearly the lack of recent sex is the only reason why Dazai's body manages to stick together without the bandages. That just makes sense.]
[The kiss is extremely nice. Chuuya could easily just melt into it, and wouldn't mind postponing the shower just to stand like this, bodies close enough that he can feel the heat coming from Dazai, their skin (physical skin, no barrier) occasionally brushing up against each other without him even trying to make it happen. But he won't try to drag it out. There's more time for that later.
He keeps one arm loosely wrapped around Dazai's shoulders still, an amused smirk at that joke.]
Maybe I shouldn't risk it until you're fully wrapped up again.
[As if Chuuya would say no if Dazai wanted a blowjob. As if he'd ever be the one denying Dazai sex of any kind.]
[Dazai always wants everything, but right now, showering is a priority. Also because he's without his bandages, and it's cold where Chuuya isn't touching. 😔]
Woe is me, Chuuya doesn't care if I fall apart. Just because you're only interested in certain parts of me!
[Okay, even Dazai doesn't believe that. But it's entertaining to play himself up like some kind of full-on sex machine, existing solely for Chuuya's sake, and likely to fall apart at any time. Even though the latter part of that description is probably the only one with any truth to it.
He doesn't try to get away from Chuuya, putting an arm around Chuuya's waist to hold him close (or close enough), but he does lean over to turn on the shower, so the water can get warm. Priorities.]
[And Chuuya doesn't try to move too close, staying where Dazai's arm is holding him. He wants to, he's actively holding himself back, but like this it's better to let Dazai decide how much they should be touching. Maybe if he proves he can control himself, it can happen more often. But either way he doesn't actually want Dazai to be uncomfortable.
Well, there's no harm in pressing a brief kiss to Dazai's shoulder, probably.]
I use more than just one part of you as a sex toy.
[Because yes, clearly that's all he cares about! Totally no other feelings involved here at all!]
Though if your brain turned to mummified dust, you wouldn't be able to come up with new ways to torture me, and I could still ride your dick.
Exactly! [Scenario overruled, because clearly:] You enjoy me torturing you.
[Poor, innocent Dazai, only doing such cruel things to please Chuuya!! ... Okay, no, he's not actually going to even joke about that (probably). But he does have a point, he thinks, in that Chuuya needs all of him.
In spite of what he said like two second ago, but, you know.
He's too lazy to do any lifting, but he also doesn't want to change their position too much - least of all for the more distant - when they're pleasantly close to each other. So he'll simply nudge Chuuya and make it more of a dance spin into the hot running water of the shower. Somehow, he manages to be elegant about this shit too.]
[His tone turns into one of surprise at the end, as Dazai is suddenly spinning him into the shower. But of course he doesn't even stumble, just as elegantly allowing himself to be led through the few dance steps it takes before they're under the spray. And of course Dazai has positioned them so the spray hits Chuuya directly, immediately soaking his hair through. He should be annoyed.
He lets out a small huff of laughter, ducking his head again, but this time to avoid getting water in his mouth. He's not sure why these little things are affecting him so much right now, it just feels weirdly nice.]
If you wanted to dance, you should have put on some music.
[A rhetorical question - which is a bit silly, because Chuuya always needs music. Dazai just refuses to acknowledge that at the moment, because -... Well, just because. Releasing Chuuya with one hand, he grabs the shampoo. He did get Chuuya into the shower hair-first for a reason, after all.]
You could always sing, yourself?
[Or not. Well, whatever Chuuya wants, really. Meanwhile, Dazai is going to get to the hair washing. It's a shame that Dazai wants to use both his hands for that, so he has to let go of Chuuya, but he supposes he'll survive that. Time for some foamy hair-rubs!]
[While Dazai grabs the shampoo, Chuuya tips his head back, making sure the front of his hair is soaked through as well. Then he moves so at least his head is out of the spray, more than happy to let Dazai wash his hair for him.]
And get shampoo in my mouth?
[Dazai lets go, and Chuuya wraps his other arm around Dazai's waist, as though to make up for the lack of contact. Though Dazai's hands in his hair is definitely nice. He closes his eyes so he can just enjoy it.]
Are you underestimating my shampooing skills, Chuuya?!
[Dazai makes sure to sound Very Offended™ about that, but his expression doesn't bother keeping up. It's not like he actually cares about any deliberately-perceived insults, and besides, it's hard to be mad with Chuuya touching him. Even though not wearing his bandages is still a bit weird.]
At least pick something fitting for the mood.
[They're having some nice chill time! Please no hard rock or metal of any kind. It's not that it's bad music, but Dazai has sensitive ears!! (Okay, not really.)]
[But can Dazai resist being a dick? What if Chuuya sings the wrong song?
Though a lot of things would be worth the risk, just for this. It feels too good, having Dazai essentially giving him a head rub, the almost bizarre normalcy of the moment, something that shouldn't suit the two of them but somehow does. Chuuya's expression is unusually relaxed as he meets Dazai's eyes. This is definitely helping him feel better.]
Actually gonna let me control the music?
[Though he does agree, hard rock or metal wouldn't be right for the mood.]
[... Honestly fair, some of that shampoo would definitely end up in Chuuya's mouth if whatever he chose to sing wasn't to Dazai's taste. But it's not like Chuuya can't sing, so it's not a guarantee!]
Hmm... [Is it too late for Dazai to regret that decision? He makes a face, anyway, because letting Chuuya do anything feels kind of gross. (Unless it's work. Chuuya can do all the work.) Oh well, he said what he said.] As long as you don't pick anything terrible.
[He tilts Chuuya's head back a bit. Rinse and repeat, motherfuckers~!]
[Dazai's expression is a little bit funny. Chuuya resists pointing that out, though, because he doesn't want to push it too much. He's not sure what he did to earn all this from Dazai, he thinks, closing his eyes and letting Dazai guide his head back under the spray.]
Trying to earn enough points so I'll agree to your kinks without you having to trick me?
[If so, it's working. Partially because they're Chuuya's kinks, too. Mostly because that's not what Dazai is doing, and Chuuya can tell. Sure, he might have considered it as a bonus - Dazai usually has more than one reason for anything he does - but if that was his real reason, if he thought he had to do this just to get some dog ears on Chuuya, he would have decided it was too much effort.
Especially since they both know he doesn't have to go to the trouble at all.]
[... Well, sometimes yes, actually. But that's more to get things started, since Chuuya is clearly into any kink Dazai has ever tried to throw at him so far, and therefore it clearly doesn't count as tricking Chuuya at all.
Not that Dazai would have any hesitation whatsoever if I did have to trick Chuuya. But it's nice that he doesn't have to. (It's definitely less work!)]
Hmm... Actually, is there anything at all you wouldn't do?
[Maybe he's messing with Chuuya a bit, but it's mostly a serious question, no matter how well hidden his sincerity. (Not that he's really trying to hide it, but he's not trying to emphasize his sincerity either, and, Dazai being the kind of person he is, that's enough reason for most people to be thrown off.) Because clearly this is the perfect and logical situation to very belatedly talk about boundaries, years into the game.
In the meantime, Dazai finishes another shampooing of Chuuya's hair. Can't be stuck with that wet dog smell, can you?]
[The question takes him completely by surprise. It's been seven years, almost eight (minus four, but that's a technicality they both ignore), and they've never actually talked about that. Not really.]
Avoid my scalp with the conditioner.
[Dazai knows that. Chuuya knows Dazai knows that. He's just buying time as he decides how to answer that question.
He doesn't want to admit too much, either. If he does, he won't be able to keep pretending that he's not into all of Dazai's kinks, even if he knows Dazai never bought his objections at all. Maybe he's into being "tricked" sometimes. Plus, anything seems pretty broad. There's too many kinks out there and he can't remember them all on the spot.]
Probably? [It wouldn't be a long list, but still.] I'm not about to let you shit on me at least.
[Dazai applies the conditioner as instructed, and as he always would have. For the moment, he's behaving, because he finds himself surprisingly genuinely curious about what Chuuya's reply may be, the more so when Chuuya puts actual thought into it.
Then the answer comes, and Dazai manages to hold back for only about half a second before he bursts out laughing.]
That is unfortunate! So much for my plans for this evening.
[Nah, he's not even pretending to be serious. It's just so funny - less because of what Chuuya said, and more because Chuuya managed to be so very serious over something so absurd.
... Well, actually, he's right to be clear about these things, because you never know with Dazai. But Dazai is amused, anyway!]
[Chuuya pinches Dazai's side for that joke - but not too hard, because he can't help but let out a laugh, too. It did sound pretty ridiculous.]
Shut up. I couldn't think of anything on the spot!
[Which probably says a lot about how much he's willing to do. He realizes that a second too late, wonders if he can take it back, but then, Dazai already knew anyway. ]
There's too many kinks out there. If you really want to know, we should find a list or something. Or you can just ask me about anything specific.
[Dazai lets out a high-pitched "ow!" at that pinch all the same, flinching dramatically. It's fine even if they don't look up the full kink lists, really: he has a pretty good idea of what Chuuya likes, after all, and if he accidentally hit upon something Chuuya doesn't like, he'd notice soon enough.
Then again, if they do look at kink lists, maybe he'll find out something Chuuya likes that he hasn't thought of yet! So it might be worth it.]
Mhm. [It's no fun to ask directly, but maybe he will. Then again, maybe he won't! More importantly, he's applied the conditioner, so he can probably wash Chuuya a bit while that works its magic.]
Which soap? [Chuuya probably has several lying around. If that's mostly because some are for Dazai, Dazai hasn't fully realized that. It makes sense to scent according to mood, right?]
[Chuuya grabs one of the soaps, passing the bottle to Dazai. It's important to smell good, and he has a preference for anything that makes his showers and self-care feel more calming.]
I'll wash your hair next.
[He also really likes doing that for Dazai, when he can. Headrub included.
He's also not letting go of the topics of kinks, now that Dazai has brought it up. He's not sure looking at a kink list is a good idea, when it might encourage Dazai even more, but it's not like the bastard ever needed any help with that. Whoever writes those lists can never be as creative as he is.]
So is there anything at all you wouldn't do to me?
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[As if Dazai wasn't the one who stole the hat back from Verlaine for him.
But Chuuya isn't really too invested in that argument. Dazai has good taste when he bothers to put the effort in, but Chuuya isn't about to admit that. He glances up at the mention of a shower, then down at himself, like he's trying to decide how much he needs one. He's pretty sure he doesn't smell, at least.]
Then you'll have to take one, too, or you automatically lose the argument, right?
[A warm shower does sound nice, and it would probably help, but he wants to keep being selfish and stay close. He knows he can't keep that up for too long, but still.]
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It wasn't an argument about personal hygiene, though?
[If it was, Dazai would probably lose, let's face it. But he still doesn't see how him showering is necessary.
That doesn't mean he won't, though. He'd kind of figured it would come to this. With a sigh, he gets up, stretching a bit as he does. He feels kind of rested, which is weird..? But then, he just managed to embarrass Chuuya, and that's always rejuvenating.]
But... I guess, since it's a part of proper pet ownership, it can't be helped.
Come on, then.
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He gets up to follow Dazai towards the bathroom.]
I'll start objecting to that again soon, you know.
[Even if he doesn't actually hate it. Especially when Dazai is paying so much attention to him, making sure Chuuya recovers from his kink hangover. Giving him something he didn't even realize he needed.]
But since this is technically a continuation of last night. The aftermath or something.
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Mhm, just a continuation. So let's continue.
[... He probably sounds a bit too happy about that. But at least he's not trying to be a dick about it?
In the bathroom, he'll help Chuuya undress first, if Chuuya will allow it. Not that Chuuya can't do it himself, but they're doing the pet thing - more or less, sorta kinda, halfway still - so it only makes sense. Only after that will Dazai bother undressing, himself.
Except for the bandages.]
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It's clear his objections about being treated as a pet were still not too serious, with his quickly he let that go. For today, at least, the attention Dazai is giving him because of it feels too good to resist.
No, there's more important things to object to.]
Wet bandages are disgusting, Dazai.
[And he's more than happy to help Dazai take those off if he needs it.]
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But Chuuya has been very accommodating. Dazai supposes he can make some sacrifices in return. Even though he'll sulk about it.]
Go on, then.
[He spreads his arms to give Chuuya better access, because if Chuuya wants the bandages off, the very least he can do is take them off, himself. Dazai is already being nice, allowing it in the first place!]
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He ducks his head for a second until he can get his expression back under control, but he'll step closer so he can start helping with those bandages. He wouldn't have minded anyway, but it seems like a fair trade. He'll start with Dazai's arms, then his neck and his torso, working his way down. He'll leave them in a pile to throw out later, since he always makes sure to keep enough bandages stocked for Dazai when he needs them.]
And your body didn't even fall apart.
[He can't resist teasing. But he is struggling to resist just touching. He rarely gets a chance like this, he wants to stroke across Dazai's chest, everywhere he can reach, but he knows that might be too much. He'll just get up in tiptoe and try to pull Dazai down for a kiss instead.]
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Dazai would claim that he's fine with being touched, since it's come to this, but he definitely wouldn't be - or at least not enough to keep from instantly sabotaging things again under the guise of petty revenge on Chuuya. Best to wait a little while, probably. But a kiss is nice, and he'll happily reciprocate, taking his time before breaking the kiss and belatedly reacting to what Chuuya said before.]
That's because you haven't sucked it dry yet.
[Clearly the lack of recent sex is the only reason why Dazai's body manages to stick together without the bandages. That just makes sense.]
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He keeps one arm loosely wrapped around Dazai's shoulders still, an amused smirk at that joke.]
Maybe I shouldn't risk it until you're fully wrapped up again.
[As if Chuuya would say no if Dazai wanted a blowjob. As if he'd ever be the one denying Dazai sex of any kind.]
Then again, could be a fun experiment.
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Woe is me, Chuuya doesn't care if I fall apart. Just because you're only interested in certain parts of me!
[Okay, even Dazai doesn't believe that. But it's entertaining to play himself up like some kind of full-on sex machine, existing solely for Chuuya's sake, and likely to fall apart at any time. Even though the latter part of that description is probably the only one with any truth to it.
He doesn't try to get away from Chuuya, putting an arm around Chuuya's waist to hold him close (or close enough), but he does lean over to turn on the shower, so the water can get warm. Priorities.]
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Well, there's no harm in pressing a brief kiss to Dazai's shoulder, probably.]
I use more than just one part of you as a sex toy.
[Because yes, clearly that's all he cares about! Totally no other feelings involved here at all!]
Though if your brain turned to mummified dust, you wouldn't be able to come up with new ways to torture me, and I could still ride your dick.
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[Poor, innocent Dazai, only doing such cruel things to please Chuuya!! ... Okay, no, he's not actually going to even joke about that (probably). But he does have a point, he thinks, in that Chuuya needs all of him.
In spite of what he said like two second ago, but, you know.
He's too lazy to do any lifting, but he also doesn't want to change their position too much - least of all for the more distant - when they're pleasantly close to each other. So he'll simply nudge Chuuya and make it more of a dance spin into the hot running water of the shower. Somehow, he manages to be elegant about this shit too.]
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[His tone turns into one of surprise at the end, as Dazai is suddenly spinning him into the shower. But of course he doesn't even stumble, just as elegantly allowing himself to be led through the few dance steps it takes before they're under the spray. And of course Dazai has positioned them so the spray hits Chuuya directly, immediately soaking his hair through. He should be annoyed.
He lets out a small huff of laughter, ducking his head again, but this time to avoid getting water in his mouth. He's not sure why these little things are affecting him so much right now, it just feels weirdly nice.]
If you wanted to dance, you should have put on some music.
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[A rhetorical question - which is a bit silly, because Chuuya always needs music. Dazai just refuses to acknowledge that at the moment, because -... Well, just because. Releasing Chuuya with one hand, he grabs the shampoo. He did get Chuuya into the shower hair-first for a reason, after all.]
You could always sing, yourself?
[Or not. Well, whatever Chuuya wants, really. Meanwhile, Dazai is going to get to the hair washing. It's a shame that Dazai wants to use both his hands for that, so he has to let go of Chuuya, but he supposes he'll survive that. Time for some foamy hair-rubs!]
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And get shampoo in my mouth?
[Dazai lets go, and Chuuya wraps his other arm around Dazai's waist, as though to make up for the lack of contact. Though Dazai's hands in his hair is definitely nice. He closes his eyes so he can just enjoy it.]
Maybe I'll put on some music later.
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[Dazai makes sure to sound Very Offended™ about that, but his expression doesn't bother keeping up. It's not like he actually cares about any deliberately-perceived insults, and besides, it's hard to be mad with Chuuya touching him. Even though not wearing his bandages is still a bit weird.]
At least pick something fitting for the mood.
[They're having some nice chill time! Please no hard rock or metal of any kind. It's not that it's bad music, but Dazai has sensitive ears!! (Okay, not really.)]
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[But can Dazai resist being a dick? What if Chuuya sings the wrong song?
Though a lot of things would be worth the risk, just for this. It feels too good, having Dazai essentially giving him a head rub, the almost bizarre normalcy of the moment, something that shouldn't suit the two of them but somehow does. Chuuya's expression is unusually relaxed as he meets Dazai's eyes. This is definitely helping him feel better.]
Actually gonna let me control the music?
[Though he does agree, hard rock or metal wouldn't be right for the mood.]
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Hmm... [Is it too late for Dazai to regret that decision? He makes a face, anyway, because letting Chuuya do anything feels kind of gross. (Unless it's work. Chuuya can do all the work.) Oh well, he said what he said.] As long as you don't pick anything terrible.
[He tilts Chuuya's head back a bit. Rinse and repeat, motherfuckers~!]
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Trying to earn enough points so I'll agree to your kinks without you having to trick me?
[If so, it's working. Partially because they're Chuuya's kinks, too. Mostly because that's not what Dazai is doing, and Chuuya can tell. Sure, he might have considered it as a bonus - Dazai usually has more than one reason for anything he does - but if that was his real reason, if he thought he had to do this just to get some dog ears on Chuuya, he would have decided it was too much effort.
Especially since they both know he doesn't have to go to the trouble at all.]
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[... Well, sometimes yes, actually. But that's more to get things started, since Chuuya is clearly into any kink Dazai has ever tried to throw at him so far, and therefore it clearly doesn't count as tricking Chuuya at all.
Not that Dazai would have any hesitation whatsoever if I did have to trick Chuuya. But it's nice that he doesn't have to. (It's definitely less work!)]
Hmm... Actually, is there anything at all you wouldn't do?
[Maybe he's messing with Chuuya a bit, but it's mostly a serious question, no matter how well hidden his sincerity. (Not that he's really trying to hide it, but he's not trying to emphasize his sincerity either, and, Dazai being the kind of person he is, that's enough reason for most people to be thrown off.) Because clearly this is the perfect and logical situation to very belatedly talk about boundaries, years into the game.
In the meantime, Dazai finishes another shampooing of Chuuya's hair. Can't be stuck with that wet dog smell, can you?]
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[The question takes him completely by surprise. It's been seven years, almost eight (minus four, but that's a technicality they both ignore), and they've never actually talked about that. Not really.]
Avoid my scalp with the conditioner.
[Dazai knows that. Chuuya knows Dazai knows that. He's just buying time as he decides how to answer that question.
He doesn't want to admit too much, either. If he does, he won't be able to keep pretending that he's not into all of Dazai's kinks, even if he knows Dazai never bought his objections at all. Maybe he's into being "tricked" sometimes. Plus, anything seems pretty broad. There's too many kinks out there and he can't remember them all on the spot.]
Probably? [It wouldn't be a long list, but still.] I'm not about to let you shit on me at least.
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Then the answer comes, and Dazai manages to hold back for only about half a second before he bursts out laughing.]
That is unfortunate! So much for my plans for this evening.
[Nah, he's not even pretending to be serious. It's just so funny - less because of what Chuuya said, and more because Chuuya managed to be so very serious over something so absurd.
... Well, actually, he's right to be clear about these things, because you never know with Dazai. But Dazai is amused, anyway!]
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Shut up. I couldn't think of anything on the spot!
[Which probably says a lot about how much he's willing to do. He realizes that a second too late, wonders if he can take it back, but then, Dazai already knew anyway. ]
There's too many kinks out there. If you really want to know, we should find a list or something. Or you can just ask me about anything specific.
[He might even answer honestly!]
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Then again, if they do look at kink lists, maybe he'll find out something Chuuya likes that he hasn't thought of yet! So it might be worth it.]
Mhm. [It's no fun to ask directly, but maybe he will. Then again, maybe he won't! More importantly, he's applied the conditioner, so he can probably wash Chuuya a bit while that works its magic.]
Which soap? [Chuuya probably has several lying around. If that's mostly because some are for Dazai, Dazai hasn't fully realized that. It makes sense to scent according to mood, right?]
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I'll wash your hair next.
[He also really likes doing that for Dazai, when he can. Headrub included.
He's also not letting go of the topics of kinks, now that Dazai has brought it up. He's not sure looking at a kink list is a good idea, when it might encourage Dazai even more, but it's not like the bastard ever needed any help with that. Whoever writes those lists can never be as creative as he is.]
So is there anything at all you wouldn't do to me?
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