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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-06-10 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
oh? then let the games begin~

but the reverse also applies, chuuya


[Time to think of a nice (or not-so-nice) order for his dog!

Definitely going to distract Chuuya with a fake package now. That way Chuuya will only get to be happy about at least winning that challenge - but Dazai will have written something on the inside of the box or something to prove he did, in fact, get his hands on it first.

Just another day in the life.]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-06-12 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
[A challenge is, indeed, a challenge, and unfortunately Dazai is rather OP when he bothers to put any efforts in. He knows the Port Mafia's smuggling business as well as Chuuya does, after all.]

but what if i want you to spread it all over yourself, instead?

[That is not his order, yet. But if Chuuya wants to think it is, that's fine too!]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-06-12 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeaaaaah it was unlikely. Still, can't succeed without trying!]

five
four
three
two -


[Dingdong~! And no, that's not Dazai, but he's clearly keeping a close eye on the delivery person somehow. (Well, he arguably had to physically slow them down for this whole game to work, so.)]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-06-13 03:06 pm (UTC)(link)
aren't we excited~?

unfortunately i'll be held up a little while longer, but feel free to start without me.

provided your security code is still the same, that is.


[If Chuuya has to physically let Dazai in? Then it's probably not a great idea for him to get started already. As fun as it would be to have Chuuya open the door in lingerie, Dazai doesn't want to wait at the door forever.]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-06-13 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
(☞ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)☞

[Yup, that's all he replies; he does, indeed, remember the balloons, and that's all the information he needed (actually more, but he appreciates not having to put any effort in). And no, he won't be texting again after that. He did say he was busy! Which may or may not be true, but either way, he wants Chuuya to get worked up properly before he gets there. That's effort that Dazai doesn't really mind putting in, actually, but for this specific occasion, it's going to make things a lot easier.

He enters eventually, very quietly - out of habit more than with any dark intent (for once) - carrying another package. He did say there was another one, didn't he? (Sort of. Kind of...)]


Well, well, I'm glad to see you didn't waste any time~
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-06-14 01:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[Rule number 1b: Dazai always knows. Fortunately there is also rule 1b, addendum 1: Dazai may or may not rub that in.]

And what a waste that would have been.

[His rather bored expression suggests he doesn't buy Chuuya's statement in the least, but it's fine: Dazai's got bigger plans right now. He can let Chuuya have this one.

He flops down on the couch next to Chuuya, like that's a perfectly normal thing to do when someone is jerking off.]


I had another present for you, after all~!

[Does it even count as a present when Chuuya paid for it himself? Eh, probably!

Dazai hands over the new and improved(?) package to Chuuya with a smile. Always worry when Dazai is smiling... There's also the fact that he's got an order ready to throw at Chuuya, but he'll let him discover the basics first. Because yes, that package certainly does contain a vibrating dog tail, and some other puppy paraphernalia. (Mostly the ears! The ears are cute.)]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-06-15 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[It can be a present for both of them at once! Don't be nitpicky, Chuuya!!

Dazai has the gall to look genuinely surprised at Chuuya's complaint. The impression is marred somewhat by the fact that he comically leans his head on the back of his hand for extra Questioning Expression™ effect - and he uses the hand that's holding the toy for this.]


Is there a problem?

[He knows there's not, because he's got one free order to use against Chuuya in whatever way he sees fit. But that also means that he can make things worse if Chuuya starts to complain too much now. (He probably won't; it's bad enough. But he could.)]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-06-16 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
For tonight, you are.

[Chuuya may protest as if his life depends on it, but Dazai isn't impressed. They both know that he'll get what he wants in the end - just as they both know that Chuuya will enjoy himself. So, what really does Chuuya have to complain? Dazai ignores the attitude much like one would a misbehaving toddler.

Dazai takes the dog ears out of the box, an innocent(ish) enough start, and holds them out to Chuuya.]


My one order is as follows:

Be. My. Dog.
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-06-19 07:46 am (UTC)(link)
[Sending the "regular" toy first was certainly an effective move! Even more so than Dazai anticipated. He assumed that he'd still need to bargain somewhat - which is fine, and he would have made the whole thing work regardless, but... just goes to show, never underestimate Chuuya's horniness!

He doesn't confirm or deny any timeframe or end to this obsession with Chuuya as his dog, because why would he? As Chuuya convinces himself, doing all Dazai's hard work for him, Dazai pours himself a drink, because he might as well, especially once Chuuya consents - and proceeds to put way too much effort into something like this, but that's Chuuya for you. It's fine; let him torture himself.

Meanwhile, Dazai settles on the couch, drink in hand as he puts the box down next to him; in fact, he picks the spot that Chuuya warmed up for him to sit, because things are likely to get messy anyway, and Chuuya has always been surprisingly useful as a space heater in spite of his size.]


Such a dedicated poochuuya~! [That is a word now. Or maybe Chuuya's new name, who knows. Dazai hasn't decided yet.]

But doggies walk on all fours, and... [Dazai takes the tail of the box and holds it up.] ... they need a tail to wag if they want to be happy, don't they?
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-06-21 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Maybe they hadn't technically started yet, but Dazai doesn't care. He's not going to make too much of a fuss about the details, though, because he does need Chuuya to be on board for this, or they'll both miss out on a good time. Dazai will just save the option of pushing his advantage for when he really needs it - which also means that Chuuya gets to drink without Dazai commenting on it. Again, it's probably to both their benefit.

Works every time. It's hard not to be smug about Chuuya getting on all fours, but Dazai manages... for the most part.]


Do you want to be a happy dog?

[The most rhetorical of questions, truly. Giving Chuuya's bottom a gentle pat to encourage it further up, Dazai runs the fingers of his free hand around Chuuya's opening. He doesn't exactly need to confirm that Chuuya is loose enough by now, but it can't hurt either! (Or maybe he just wants to torture Chuuya a bit. Could be that.)]

Why don't you think of a few ways a happy dog could show its affection, hmm?

[Like Chuuya will do any thinking at the best of times (in Dazai's opinion), let alone when Dazai starts slowly pushing the business end of that tail into Chuuya. But it feels nice to say, somehow. That, and Dazai enjoys rubbing in Chuuya's few but glaring weaknesses.]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-06-23 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's not thinking if it's more like instinct, gosh!

"Owner" is a good word to use, and one that light a certain fire in Dazai in a way that, somewhat surprisingly, has nothing to do with smugness. No, this is far more meaningful than something so superficial... and maybe that is why he still allows Chuuya to talk for now, even though that's not very dog-like. What's right and wrong always depends on Dazai's mood anyway, doesn't it?]


Hmm... Even for an ill-behaved puppy, that lie doesn't suit you.

[Dazai knows perfectly well how to make Chuuya happy, especially when happiness is defined, for this special occasion, as an orgasm (and what a pleasantly clear description that is!). But they both know that, and Dazai doesn't care to bring home the point just yet. He's a little busy bringing home the "point" of that tail, after all~!

Body language is clearly more important than words when it comes to a dog, and Chuuya's overeager ass-raise is appreciated. Dazai pushes the plug in slowly, and, even then, lets it linger at the widest point. Either Chuuya will move marginally, or Dazai will keep pushing it at a snail's (slug's...) pace, and then Chuuya's body will swallow the plug all by itself the rest of the way. It's always a little fun to watch somehow.]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-06-26 08:44 am (UTC)(link)
That really depends on when the owner got the dog?

[And Dazai only got Chuuya just now, for the sake of this argument, so clearly he can't be blamed for all the misbehavior due to lack of socializing (over-socializing??) at a formative age, and what not. Not that any other theoretical owner is responsible for that. It's just Chuuya himself trying and failing (in some ways) to be the big dog on the block.]

You like it when I do it so slow. [Sorta kinda. And also, more importantly:] Besides, it's pretty entertaining to watch you down here.

[It really is, for whatever reason - not that the sexual part of it isn't good, but since it's not Dazai's dick in there, clearly he has less reason to care about that at the moment. He pulls back on the plug just enough to watch Chuuya's opening respond to the increased pressure, teasing a finger along the stretched-out skin before letting the plug settle in Chuuya's body again.]

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