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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-11-10 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
[When your priorities are not straight, but very, very gay. Still, Dazai doesn't mind that. He won't even make a deliberately slow exit, even though that would lead to more humiliation for Chuuya. What a nice guy! (... Well, he also has his own reasons for that, as stated above.)]

Didn't I? [Nah, not really. But he doesn't feel like admitting that, and so he doesn't.] Maybe you've just drunk so much that you couldn't feel it properly.

[Definitely unlikely, but not without a potential grain of truth, either, so Dazai is happy to run with that. Leaving the bar, he keeps an arm around Chuuya, though now it's mostly because it's getting cold out, and Chuuya has always been a convenient space heater, especially when fueled by alcohol.]

There are other bars, Chuuya.
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-11-11 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Apparently you don't!

[Teeth are teeth! It still counts!! But Dazai may still be open to a redo at some point. He really shouldn't bother to argue with Chuuya anyway, considering how drunk Chuuya is, but some habits die hard.]

Mhm. They definitely know that now.

[Or do they? Does anyone except the boring guy in question even care?! ... Maybe Dazai is the one who can't go back to that bar again, really...]

Are you alright to walk a bit?

[They should probably go to Dazai's place for a change, since it's closer, but it's also decidedly not up to Chuuya's standards. Of course they could just take a taxi or something, but... well, that's not without risks - and besides, Dazai doesn't really want to share Chuuya with the world again, so shortly after reclaiming him.]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-11-12 08:26 pm (UTC)(link)
[How fortunate, then, that Chuuya isn't exactly what most people would call sane!]

You're probably right.

[It's far too casual a lie, but then, Dazai is an expert at lying. Dazai could definitely carry Chuuya, if he really had to. But he doesn't have to, and he's not going to provoke Chuuya into trying to make him do it anyway. Chuuya is stubborn enough as it is; with alcohol to strengthen that even further, Dazai really doesn't want to deal with Chuuya's demands. (Unless they coincide with his own wants, of course!)

And so it's a fairly non-eventful walk to Dazai's apartment. Dazai has to let go of Chuuya to some degree to open the door, but hopefully Chuuya won't fall over. The fresh air may have done him some good, anyway.

After that... Well, Dazai should probably make Chuuya eat something, but that requires getting food. And he should probably get Chuuya to at least shower, but that takes effort, too! Far better to just be lazy together, really.]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-11-15 08:06 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dazai quietly locks the door in a way that, while it no doubt can still be opened from the inside, should at least make it a little harder to do for a drunk person - like by removing the door knob, or something similar. He's got Chuuya safely off the streets, which was his main goal; he's not eager to actively babysit the baby-sized executive.

Chuuya can snoop a bit if he wants. Dazai certainly doesn't have anything of any real value (emotional or otherwise) at his place, and this way Chuuya can burn off some energy - for now, at least. Dazai should really at least get Chuuya to drink some water, but... effort. Dazai's just going to chill on top of his futon, which he definitely didn't put away.]


What stuff?

[He knows what Chuuya means, really. But he's still curious to hear what Chuuya will say.]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-11-17 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dazai is hoping that Chuuya isn't yet drunk enough to bang his way through random walls; he does usually pass out before getting quite that bad. Still, if Chuuya's gonna wreck the place, so be it. Dazai will just make him pay - literally, that is! - later.]

Mhm.

[Definitely a kidnapping. Clearly so. When Chuuya looks at him, Dazai pats the spot on the futon next to him. Sit your ass down, you drunk mini mafia, you!]

What do you think I should ask for ransom?
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-11-19 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
That's not a bad idea!

[Especially when it comes to the housekeeping service. But then, Dazai can probably just keep this place on until it gets to be too much of a mess, then move on elsewhere. That seems far more sensical.

Dazai should know better than to think he's ever on top of Chuuya and his mess-making abilities - in anything other than the literal sense, that is - but he's still not expecting quite so dramatic a fall when he thought he finally got Chuuya to calm down. Admittedly, Chuuya almost certainly got the worse end of the deal, since Dazai got off generally unharmed as he tried to catch Chuuya in his arms. He's still going to rub his shoulder like the manchild he is, though.]


Ow-ow-ow... Is this how you usually treat a generous host?!

[A "generous host" who has offered literally nothing so far, but whatever.]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-11-20 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
[Most of the time, Dazai would be happier to not have Chuuya care too much. But when Chuuya is drunk, it's easy to blame all too-serious feelings on that - at least for like 99% - and that makes it a little easier for Dazai to just enjoy how Chuuya cares at all, without worrying about what that all means for the two of them in the long run. And yes, it's definitely silly that he thinks about that at all after everything, but old habits die hard. And if it means he's going to wallow in Chuuya's affection for a little bit, is that really so bad?]

How about you check to make sure? [Not that Chuuya needs telling, apparently.] Not all injuries are immediately obvious, after all.

[Which is a bullshit excuse in this situation, but not untrue, which is why Dazai keeps an eye on Chuuya's jaw just in case. He's not touching it just yet, though; he doesn't want to annoy Chuuya and derail his Dazai-discovery efforts.]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-11-21 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dazai isn't entirely confident that Chuuya didn't hurt himself, but at least there was no loud CRACK or anything, and the dog is still yapping. It's probably fine.]

Mhm.

[He says that, but he doesn't even bother pretending to be injured anymore, having given up the act already. He probably shouldn't quit like that, even if he is ahead, but it's more fun to see what Chuuya will do without manipulation at the moment. Manipulating a drunken Chuuya is overly easy, anyway.]

How are you going to make it up to me?
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-11-23 08:33 pm (UTC)(link)
That is a good start.

[These things are always pleasant, after all, and it will keep Chuuya distracted from causing further mayhem, with the pleasant side effect of keeping his mouth occupied. Well... Dazai thinks that, but Chuuya's yapping isn't even that unpleasant at the moment. Ah, the many benefits of alcohol! It's just a shame that it comes with so many risks, too.

Dazai does, then, belatedly run two fingers along Chuuya's jaw, making sure no serious damage was done under the guise of focusing his attention on Chuuya's mouth. Not that Dazai doesn't still do the latter as well. He can multitask!]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-11-25 06:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Life is cheap, and yet people seem to appreciate it. A blowjob is really not that bad, in the grand scheme of things - nor, for that matter, is Chuuya messing with his fingers a bit.]

More interesting for whom? [Calling out your overly masochistic bullshit now, L O L.] For me? Or for you.

[It's not a no, mind you. But Dazai is still going to point out that he knows damn well what Chuuya is aiming for, even if it's not deliberate.]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-11-28 12:20 pm (UTC)(link)
[It's a pretty symbiotic sexual relationship that way. Dazai is definitely not complaining.]

It can be both.

[No harm in admitting that much. Dazai doubts that Chuuya will remember too many details about tonight, regardless of what Dazai says and does - but even if he does, that's fine. It's just another day of wrangling a naughty yet overly affectionate dog.

... Well... Dazai really does enjoy Chuuya being a bit more honest about his many masochistic desires - and being affectionate with Dazai of all people is a level of masochism all its own! - so tonight hasn't been a waste, regardless.]


Go on, then.

[Chuuya can just start, and Dazai will decide if and how he makes it "more interesting" as they go along.]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-12-04 08:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I didn't think you were into being spoiled.

[Because clearly that is what it would mean, for them to do this more often. Chuuya is so needy, and Dazai is just letting him do all these things, altruistically.
... Well, all joking aside, perhaps there is a core of truth in that, for one reason alone: Dazai wouldn't enjoy this with anyone else. So clearly this is only halfway for Dazai's own benefit!

It really is kind of nice, though. He pets Chuuya's hair a little, letting Chuuya decide the pace. (Apart from anything else: Dazai doesn't feel like getting his dick vomited on!)]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-12-06 02:38 pm (UTC)(link)
[... Well, that makes Dazai feel a thing. He's not sure he likes that - he usually doesn't - but when Chuuya is drunk and overly honest, it doesn't quite feel right to resent him for causing feelings, either. Even Dazai knows that they're technically his own fault.

He finds he doesn't really mind, regardless. It's just a bit weird to be confronted with these things, even now, after all this time. But it's fine. It's actually kind of nice.

Dazai's body slowly but surely starts responding to Chuuya's attentions, and he lets it, his breaths deepening a little to accommodate the increased blood flow. He's otherwise silent, though: he's never seen the point in being loud. Besides, he needs his voice for other things! Like commenting on how Chuuya is opening his own pants.]


Already?

[He's not forbidding it - at least: not yet. He doubts that Chuuya will be able to hold himself back for long if and when he starts touching himself, though.]

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