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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-11-06 11:40 am (UTC)(link)
[Dazai is having too much fun already. He'd almost regret making quite so many plans, but... well, life is too long as it is, and you may as well fill it up properly while it lasts, right? At least until Dazai decides on another canned-crab-and-sake "retreat". But clearly one can't be productive (even when it comes to bullying Chuuya) 24/7!]

How prejudiced of you, Chuuya! [Dazai decides to use one of Chuuya's wolf ears to tickle his chin, saving himself the effort of scratching it. But he is careful not to mess up Chuuya's look. (He has other plans for that later, after all!)] Not all vampires terrorize the town, you know. Some are quite helpful in defeating greater threats!
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-11-07 08:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Resuming a safer distance from Chuuya's ears, Dazai gives an evil little smirk.]

Truly, a cunning plan.

[And definitely what Dazai would do, really. It would take some effort, sure, but it would also be an easy way to keep people off his back.]

Not least of which because, even if you were to defeat me, the villagers would turn on you afterwards, making it a very short-lived victory.

[Why is he just assuming they'll both die in this scenario?! ... Nevermind - it's Dazai. That is why. But hey, he's admitting that Chuuya could kill him, sorta kinda! That's a compliment, probably.]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-11-08 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
Mhm.

[Of course he has a plan. He always has a plan, or twenty; in this highly fictitious scenario, the few seconds he's been thinking about it are enough for quite a sequence of potential causes and effects to be accounted for. It's what he does! He can't not do it. And, in this case, it wasn't even super boring.

Speaking of non-boring things: they've arrived at the arcade, so Dazai detaches himself from Chuuya for easier playtime, though he does make a point of squeezing Chuuya's ass first. Plug and play!]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-11-09 10:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'll get us some tokens. If you think you can survive without me for a moment.

[Look at him, being a good partner and paying for something for once! Though it's possible he stole the money off Chuuya, really.

He may or may not come back with too many tokens to use in an entire year. Not that he's trying to draw out Chuuya's suffering as long as possible, or anything. (Yes. Yes, he is.)]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-11-10 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
A few? [No, it's more than a few.] We can't play unless we pay, Chuuya!

[Like they would care about paying for things. Like they didn't get banned from at least one arcade at some point for somehow rewiring or reprogramming the machines so that they could play for free. But that's not the point, is it?

Anyway, the tokens won't expire; Dazai checked. So it's not like they have to spend them all here and now, but he doesn't see the need to tell Chuuya that just yet.]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-11-11 07:48 pm (UTC)(link)
You can't?

[Such disappointment. Weak, Chuuya!

Well, Dazai wasn't serious about making Chuuya do that, anyway. They do have the escape room to get to at some point, and they'll have a lot more privacy there, not to mention different "games" to play. Dazai cheerfully wanders after Chuuya, and just because he can't let Chuuya have that graceful escape:]


Maybe we can play Dance Dance Revolution next!

[L O L no okay he's just messing with Chuuya now. Even Dazai is not that cruel (maybe)!]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-11-12 08:32 pm (UTC)(link)
What even counts as "normal", Chuuya?

[Nah, he really couldn't. But then, why would he want to? It's more fun to win by cheating, anyway! If being better is all it takes to win, then -... Well, Dazai does enough winning that way already, doesn't he? At least cheating allows him to get creative!

But he wasn't super serious, of course. They do have quite a packed schedule to go with Chuuya's packed ass, so they may as well have some fun time with this horror game.]


Humanity's obsession with ghosts is truly something. Who decided that dead people could be scary?

[Well, maybe Dazai just doesn't want to believe in an afterlife, because life is more than enough as it is. That probably doesn't help.]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-11-15 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
If "normal" is me cheating, then clearly I could and would always win "normally".

[Weeeeeell, he could probably win without cheating, too. But, again, what's the point of doing it that way, really? Not only is not cheating more boring, but it also demands a certain acceptance of the world and the way it is. Dazai doesn't have as much of a problem with that as he once did, perhaps, but old habits die hard.]

Oh - it looks like your shopping list, Chuuya!

[Nah, it just says milk on there. And maybe something else unrelated that could be grossly misinterpreted, as most things can be.]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-11-17 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't be silly, Chuuya...

If I want your apartment to smell bad, I have better ways of accomplishing that.

[Dazai probably won't actually do any of those things, especially now that he shows up at Chuuya's place often enough, but it's the principle of the thing! Don't insult him by suggesting he has dumb and barely effective plans. That's just ridiculous.

Clearly Dazai's plans are always extremely effective, even when they're super low effort. Chuuya is experiencing that right now!

On the next level, apparently the enemies to be dodged are ghosts, which means they can move through walls even though our intrepid heroes can't. It's still pretty doable, though.]


I don't suppose the ghosts were the ones doing groceries...
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-11-19 07:44 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeaaaaah, neither of them actually believes what Chuuya was about to say. Cutting things off where he did, Chuuya can pretend that he just didn't want to say That Word out loud in public, which is fine. That's some hard-earned embarrassment for Dazai to enjoy, too!

Ah, the game is just like real life, isn't it? Chuuya provides the convenient distractions, and Dazai does all the actual work. But at least he does it quickly and effectively, and he's quite good at it. Even when another ghost shows up right when Dazai's approaching the key, he manages to dodge seemingly effortlessly. Mission accomplished; time to move on again. Eventually Dazai will get bored and lose on purpose, probably, but so far so good.]


Or maybe they were allergic to some of the things on the list!
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-11-20 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Chuuya can get his pants carefully dry-cleaned, it's fine. Or maybe they should just burn them afterwards. 'Tis the season for happy bonfires, after all! ... Maybe not the season to walk home pantsless, however.]

I'm inclined to agree. Either this game was extremely well written, or -...

[Well, it's probably just a matter of some "genius" writer throwing in everything all at once and not bothering to tie up 90% of the loose ends. But you never know! Dazai might be pleasantly surprised.

Meanwhile he's going to hurriedly start the next level, because where's the fun in letting Chuuya have a break, really?]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-11-21 08:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[They both have other things than game plot to worry about, so it's probably fine. This does give Dazai some ideas, though! Maybe he should design this kind of game as a side gig. And install some vibrating options for entirely innocent reasons. Actually, how about internal controllers..?]

Focus on the game, Chuuya!

[You're going to lose at this rate, l o l~

Well, maybe this is enough for now. Dazai drags things out only a little longer, before he accidentally-on-purpose lets this boss or the next kill Chuuya, because why honestly not. Dazai does have like a billion tokens left, but they have other things to get to as well, so....]


As expected, Chuuya is really bad at games where he can't just beat everyone up.

[Well, Dazai also wanted to avoid those, just because the unexpected in this game made for better stimulation, but, you know.]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2023-11-23 08:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[The lack of beating up enemies may not technically be why Chuuya died, but does it really matter? It's still Chuuya's own fault, no matter how you look at it! ... Dazai isn't going to point that out, though. Even he knows how to pick his battles.

A claw machine, hmm..? Well, Dazai supposes he can give Chuuya a little break. They still have a long day ahead of them, after all.]


As you wish~! Let's see...

[What to win, what to win..? Maybe an oversized plush toy? Dazai doesn't really want to give Chuuya something to hide behind, but at the same time, the memories that would make would still be fun. And it's not like Dazai needs Chuuya to be publicly humiliated, as long as they both know he's publicly humiliated. The actual public is almost secondary.

Dazai makes a mental note to himself to create claw machines with sex toys in them, where the winner has to use whatever he wins on the spot. Maybe it's not suitable for this arcade, but clearly it needs to exist somewhere.

Whilst pondering these important life choices, Dazai spots something else.]


Oh look, it's a little statue of Chuuya!

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