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[personal profile] diesuki 2024-02-18 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wow, ow, don't touch where he just hurt himself?!?! But Dazai doesn't feel like admitting he was hurt at all when Chuuya is being so cute. He's just going to keep the bruise covered in bandages for a while, it's fine.]

Is that something you need to ask an immortal vampire~?

[Ah well, there are definitely worse things than being pressed together like this. Even though they should probably get themselves home for a shower and some lounging in bed and/or on the couch.

Time like this, Dazai is pretty annoyed that he doesn't have a teleportation ability. Imagine the trouble it would save him!]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2024-02-21 08:54 am (UTC)(link)
[Forget the talking: the logic there is Chuuya's biggest flaw by far! But then, that's nothing new...]

Not unless it's turned into a stake!

[By rights, a chair leg or something should be able to kill his vampire self. Theoretically. It's an interesting thing to think about for a moment, but that's all it is, and Dazai quickly abandons even the hypotheticals.

Ugh... He really doesn't feel like moving. But, even though they could probably stay here, even for just relaxing, it wouldn't be nearly as comfortable as Chuuya's place. Dazai gives Chuuya's butt a light pat.]


My werewolf... should get himself cleaned up, and rested. And probably hydrated.
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[personal profile] diesuki 2024-02-24 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
[Wow, Chuuya, you're not allowed to be funny?! But, just this once, Dazai will allow it. He chuckles.]

That's true, too!

[Next time, Dazai should chew Chuuya's noodle-legs to see if they're fully cooked yet. Oh, well.]

What do you think?

[He phrases it as an actual, genuine question, but the answer is not really what he's looking for. He's making a point! Dazai isn't the one who decides whether their playtime was good or not; they were both involved.]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2024-02-26 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[And that is the good thing about all this? That is?!

Dazai can't help but consider Chuuya's words something of a non sequitur (even if that's not necessarily true), and he has to try very hard not to laugh out loud. Oh well... It's no surprise if Chuuya is a bit out of it after everything they did. As Chuuya leans down, Dazai holds a hand up above him, just so Chuuya is automatically in the perfect position for headpats when he straightens himself again.]


Time for a shower, hmm?
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[personal profile] diesuki 2024-02-27 09:50 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dazai catches Chuuya effortlessly this time - well, it helps that he doesn't need a lot of muscle power for it - but he can't help a slightly surprised expression at Chuuya's declaration. (It's fine; Chuuya won't remember it!)]

Are you sure you will survive being plugged up again?

[And walk - or even sit in a cab?! Chuuya can hardly manage to stay on his feet as it is! Dazai isn't entirely sure Chuuya would manage to get home with the plug back in.

He doesn't want to carry you, Chuuya! :( Don't make him carry you the entire way!! :((( (Eh, he'll do it if he has to, really. He's just going to whine about it later, just on principle.)]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2024-02-29 08:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[Awwww, his dog is so cute when he's all emotionally clingy... Dazai almost wishes it was always that way. (But only almost. They would have never gotten as far as they did, if Chuuya had gotten clingy; Dazai would never have allowed them to.)]

I didn't give you permission for that anyway, did I?

[Sorry, doggo, you have been adopted, and now you are stuck. Mostly. As long as you want to be, Dazai guesses... Oh well, if Chuuya insists on another challenge on top of all the already-conquered ones, Dazai isn't going to stop him. At least Chuuya won't literally die. Dazai sighs damatically.]

It can't be helped... Bend over, then.
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[personal profile] diesuki 2024-03-02 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
[While Chuuya assumes the position, Dazai finds the plug, and wipes it off a little bit, as if that's going to make a significant difference. With that done, he returns to Chuuya. Part of him wants to return to bullying Chuuya for a little bit, just on principle, but they've both had their fun, and Dazai really doesn't want to have to carry Chuuya home. Besides, he can be nice if he wants! He just rarely wants to, that's all.

So rather than messing around some more, he inserts the plug again, slowly but without preamble.]


There. Does that feel better?
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[personal profile] diesuki 2024-03-06 11:59 am (UTC)(link)
Every werewolf, when the moon isn't full.

[He's just saying. He's also just being a dick, but it's not very targeted at Chuuya or anyone else.

Once Chuuya has finished getting dressed, Dazai puts an arm around him.]


Well, you do look good with a tail. [And being his dog is only a part of that! ... Okay, a very big part of it. But still!] Now, let's go home?