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[personal profile] diesuki 2025-02-24 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[Alcohol always helps, but it tends to (certainly at these limited quantities) lower inhibitions, if that - not change someone's entire personality. Admittedly, Dazai might have originally tried it on Chuuya if it actually changed his personality, too, but... they're a little beyond that, now. While there are many ways in which they may not see eye to eye (yes, also because Chuuya is too short to do so!), somehow they fit together, just as they are. And that is certainly something special, especially for people like them.

Dazai probably shouldn't push his luck, but hearing Chuuya be so honest makes him want to reward him, regardless of any potential consequences. At least it's a risk willingly and lovingly taken, not deliberate self-sabotage! He leans in for another low-voiced whisper.]


That's why you're such a good boy.
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[personal profile] diesuki 2025-03-05 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
You've never been able to think straight, though?

[Mostly when it comes to the opposite of gay, though Dazai would gladly tease at it meaning something far broader. That would be only teasing, however. Thinking might not be Chuuya's particular forte - not to the level that it's Dazai's - but that hardly means that Chuuya is incapable of it.

Well, he doesn't want to (seem to) be too mean, so maybe he'll give Chuuya a quick forehead kiss for a distraction.]


Next thing, you'll be telling me you want to go back to the hotel already.

[Dazai wouldn't mind, honestly. It may not have been the original plan, but Dazai's plans are more of a roadmap than a singular line, anyway.

Maybe he should have brought out the toys already! But then, he does want to keep some options for escalation open to a little later in their vacation.]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2025-03-06 12:48 pm (UTC)(link)
[Dazai leans back a little to make sure Chuuya doesn't accidentally(???) hit him. He doesn't put a lot of effort into it, though.]

Oh? [He'd say Chuuya should be careful about such claims, but let's face it, neither of them really wants that to happen.] And how low would that be, I wonder?

[It still feels a little strange and new that Chuuya doesn't immediately want to get laid; it's stranger still how much Dazai is just as happy with that as he would have been with the old, safe standby. Smiling to himself, he closes his eyes, relaxing further. (Maybe he's not entirely immune to the alcohol, himself.)]

We are a remarkably stupid pair of stupid tourists, destined to do stupid tourist things.

[And what a luxury that truly is!]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2025-03-13 04:04 pm (UTC)(link)
To your knees is a good start. [Or a good finish... or both! Dazai isn't picky, he's just mentally enjoying a few varied options, here.
... Not that Dazai should ever be allowed any kind of creative thinking, which is why he continues with:]
We should sign you up for a limbo contest!

[Not really, that seems like a hassle. Would be a fun way to show Chuuya off, though! So Dazai will consider it a solid center option. He doesn't care - but also not negatively.]

That's the first good thing you've said all day!

[Nah, Dazai is just lowkey being a dick. But only because he really does love the idea of wearing matching stupid T-shirts! A tourist hotspot like this is bound to have some real gems.]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2025-03-19 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
If you'd rather bend forwards for me, we could do that instead?

[Maybe not with people watching, though. Not that that would be a bad thing per se, but Dazai is juuuuust possessive enough that it feels less than ideal, under the circumstances. In another day or another place, though... who well and truly knows? Certainly not Dazai.

Speaking of which: how dare you suggest that any of his plans are anything less than absolutely serious??? They're just also unserious at the same time. It's called multitasking!]


Nope! No take-backsies. [Dumb tourist T-shirt superiority!!] You're stuck with me now.

[Shirt-wise, he means.
... Okay, maybe he also means it in other ways. Shhhh!]
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[personal profile] diesuki 2025-03-26 05:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[Well, it looks like Dazai has his job cut out for him this vacation! So much bending, in any which direction... His muscles will be sore, at this rate!

But it's hard to complain about that, even jokingly, when the silly, sappy hat-man, otherwise known as Chuuya, kisses him. It's hard to care enough to think about anything else for now, actually, so Dazai just enjoys the moment. Honestly, even if they're only married according to the people here... isn't that the same as being married "only" according to some overpaid government worker somewhere? It's at least as valuable. Maybe even more so.

Dazai pats Chuuya's ass, just because he can.]


Let's get us some new clothes, then. [He leans in for a whisper.] That way I can get you out of your current ones~

[Because that's how these things go, don't you know?]
Edited 2025-03-26 17:33 (UTC)