[Dazai leans back a little to make sure Chuuya doesn't accidentally(???) hit him. He doesn't put a lot of effort into it, though.]
Oh? [He'd say Chuuya should be careful about such claims, but let's face it, neither of them really wants that to happen.] And how low would that be, I wonder?
[It still feels a little strange and new that Chuuya doesn't immediately want to get laid; it's stranger still how much Dazai is just as happy with that as he would have been with the old, safe standby. Smiling to himself, he closes his eyes, relaxing further. (Maybe he's not entirely immune to the alcohol, himself.)]
We are a remarkably stupid pair of stupid tourists, destined to do stupid tourist things.
[When Dazai leans back, Chuuya drops his hand back again, as though his attempt had been thwarted by Dazai dodging masterfully, and there's no point in him even making another attempt. Because clearly it's not just that he wasn't making a serious attempt at all.
He doesn't immediately respond, but that's just because he's still waiting for a short joke.]
As low as I need. At least to my knees.
[Because on his knees does sound like a nice height to be in, relative to Dazai. Or on his back. Or his stomach. Or anywhere Dazai wants him, when it comes to it. But it is nice to not immediately rush things in that direction. Yes, Chuuya is horny, but it's not as though he has to worry about whether or not he'll get laid, while this, relaxing together, allowing themselves to be regular stupid tourists, is a lot more rare.]
I guess we can even buy matching stupid t-shirts, then.
[For once, he'll bring up an earlier "argument" just for the sake of giving Dazai the win.]
To your knees is a good start. [Or a good finish... or both! Dazai isn't picky, he's just mentally enjoying a few varied options, here. ... Not that Dazai should ever be allowed any kind of creative thinking, which is why he continues with:] We should sign you up for a limbo contest!
[Not really, that seems like a hassle. Would be a fun way to show Chuuya off, though! So Dazai will consider it a solid center option. He doesn't care - but also not negatively.]
That's the first good thing you've said all day!
[Nah, Dazai is just lowkey being a dick. But only because he really does love the idea of wearing matching stupid T-shirts! A tourist hotspot like this is bound to have some real gems.]
[Chuuya opens his eyes again to look at Dazai when he makes that suggestion. He really has no idea where some of these ideas come from, or how serious Dazai is about any of them. At least it's nothing actually humiliating, for once.]
You really want an excuse for people to watch as you make me bend over backwards for you, huh?
[He's not sure that's necessarily a bad thing. Though what's the point in bending over backwards if Dazai can't even take advantage of the position?]
If you'd rather bend forwards for me, we could do that instead?
[Maybe not with people watching, though. Not that that would be a bad thing per se, but Dazai is juuuuust possessive enough that it feels less than ideal, under the circumstances. In another day or another place, though... who well and truly knows? Certainly not Dazai.
Speaking of which: how dare you suggest that any of his plans are anything less than absolutely serious??? They're just also unserious at the same time. It's called multitasking!]
Nope! No take-backsies. [Dumb tourist T-shirt superiority!!] You're stuck with me now.
[Shirt-wise, he means. ... Okay, maybe he also means it in other ways. Shhhh!]
[Chuuya pretends to consider that for a moment, but really he's just enjoying thinking about it.]
That works, too. But I know you like to change things up.
[In public or not... He did decide to let Dazai have the power to decide. And he likes both how possessive Dazai is and how much he likes to show Chuuya off. It's two sides of the same coin, really.
But the idea of being stuck with Dazai just makes him smile. He'll cover that up by shifting his weight and leaning up, stealing a kiss instead of actually answering that one with words. Maybe that's a bit too soft, but... it's a vacation, after all. And they are married according to the people here.]
[Well, it looks like Dazai has his job cut out for him this vacation! So much bending, in any which direction... His muscles will be sore, at this rate!
But it's hard to complain about that, even jokingly, when the silly, sappy hat-man, otherwise known as Chuuya, kisses him. It's hard to care enough to think about anything else for now, actually, so Dazai just enjoys the moment. Honestly, even if they're only married according to the people here... isn't that the same as being married "only" according to some overpaid government worker somewhere? It's at least as valuable. Maybe even more so.
Dazai pats Chuuya's ass, just because he can.]
Let's get us some new clothes, then. [He leans in for a whisper.] That way I can get you out of your current ones~
[Because that's how these things go, don't you know?]
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Oh? [He'd say Chuuya should be careful about such claims, but let's face it, neither of them really wants that to happen.] And how low would that be, I wonder?
[It still feels a little strange and new that Chuuya doesn't immediately want to get laid; it's stranger still how much Dazai is just as happy with that as he would have been with the old, safe standby. Smiling to himself, he closes his eyes, relaxing further. (Maybe he's not entirely immune to the alcohol, himself.)]
We are a remarkably stupid pair of stupid tourists, destined to do stupid tourist things.
[And what a luxury that truly is!]
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He doesn't immediately respond, but that's just because he's still waiting for a short joke.]
As low as I need. At least to my knees.
[Because on his knees does sound like a nice height to be in, relative to Dazai. Or on his back. Or his stomach. Or anywhere Dazai wants him, when it comes to it. But it is nice to not immediately rush things in that direction. Yes, Chuuya is horny, but it's not as though he has to worry about whether or not he'll get laid, while this, relaxing together, allowing themselves to be regular stupid tourists, is a lot more rare.]
I guess we can even buy matching stupid t-shirts, then.
[For once, he'll bring up an earlier "argument" just for the sake of giving Dazai the win.]
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... Not that Dazai should ever be allowed any kind of creative thinking, which is why he continues with:] We should sign you up for a limbo contest!
[Not really, that seems like a hassle. Would be a fun way to show Chuuya off, though! So Dazai will consider it a solid center option. He doesn't care - but also not negatively.]
That's the first good thing you've said all day!
[Nah, Dazai is just lowkey being a dick. But only because he really does love the idea of wearing matching stupid T-shirts! A tourist hotspot like this is bound to have some real gems.]
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You really want an excuse for people to watch as you make me bend over backwards for you, huh?
[He's not sure that's necessarily a bad thing. Though what's the point in bending over backwards if Dazai can't even take advantage of the position?]
In that case, I take it back.
[Not really, but it's a little tempting.]
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[Maybe not with people watching, though. Not that that would be a bad thing per se, but Dazai is juuuuust possessive enough that it feels less than ideal, under the circumstances. In another day or another place, though... who well and truly knows? Certainly not Dazai.
Speaking of which: how dare you suggest that any of his plans are anything less than absolutely serious??? They're just also unserious at the same time. It's called multitasking!]
Nope! No take-backsies. [Dumb tourist T-shirt superiority!!] You're stuck with me now.
[Shirt-wise, he means.
... Okay, maybe he also means it in other ways. Shhhh!]
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That works, too. But I know you like to change things up.
[In public or not... He did decide to let Dazai have the power to decide. And he likes both how possessive Dazai is and how much he likes to show Chuuya off. It's two sides of the same coin, really.
But the idea of being stuck with Dazai just makes him smile. He'll cover that up by shifting his weight and leaning up, stealing a kiss instead of actually answering that one with words. Maybe that's a bit too soft, but... it's a vacation, after all. And they are married according to the people here.]
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But it's hard to complain about that, even jokingly, when the silly, sappy hat-man, otherwise known as Chuuya, kisses him. It's hard to care enough to think about anything else for now, actually, so Dazai just enjoys the moment. Honestly, even if they're only married according to the people here... isn't that the same as being married "only" according to some overpaid government worker somewhere? It's at least as valuable. Maybe even more so.
Dazai pats Chuuya's ass, just because he can.]
Let's get us some new clothes, then. [He leans in for a whisper.] That way I can get you out of your current ones~
[Because that's how these things go, don't you know?]