[It's not quite a serious question, but it's also not not a serious question. He knows you were hella into it, Chuuya! And, in that case, the idea that Dazai might get bored of your puppy self was clearly the only reason why you would put off being your dog self for so long.
Or not, but it's an entertaining line of reasoning. For the moment.]
Chocolate is really bad for dogs, though? [Seriously, what kind of irresponsible owner do you think Dazai is? (... Actually, don't answer that.)
Dazai says that, but almost immediately drops the line of reasoning again, because now he has an other idea.] If you want a treat, clearly you should sit up nicely and ask for it.
[He doesn't really care if Chuuya is feeling that or not; it's worth the joke regardless.]
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[It's not quite a serious question, but it's also not not a serious question. He knows you were hella into it, Chuuya! And, in that case, the idea that Dazai might get bored of your puppy self was clearly the only reason why you would put off being your dog self for so long.
Or not, but it's an entertaining line of reasoning. For the moment.]
Chocolate is really bad for dogs, though? [Seriously, what kind of irresponsible owner do you think Dazai is? (... Actually, don't answer that.)
Dazai says that, but almost immediately drops the line of reasoning again, because now he has an other idea.] If you want a treat, clearly you should sit up nicely and ask for it.
[He doesn't really care if Chuuya is feeling that or not; it's worth the joke regardless.]