You're lucky our deal means I have to keep you safe.
[Except it's actually true sometimes. He's seen Dazai do it. He's always been impressed by it, used to love watching Dazai use his other skills. Manipulating the situation, using other types of weaknesses to his advantage.
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You couldn't lift that either.
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[He'll stand up now. Actually, he really deserves a nice long bath after all this.]
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You're lucky our deal means I have to keep you safe.
[Except it's actually true sometimes. He's seen Dazai do it. He's always been impressed by it, used to love watching Dazai use his other skills. Manipulating the situation, using other types of weaknesses to his advantage.
As long as he doesn't turn that on Chuuya.]
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Should it come down to that.
[And Dazai would dig for information. He bit into the crust.
The both of them conveniently never discussed how similar this arrangement was to their old partnership.]
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[That's always been his experience, and another reason why he's always ready for a fight. But for now, they're safe, so:]
Try not to get killed while I take a bath.
[Or kill yourself. Or get hurt in any way. Don't make him rush out of the bath naked to save you, Dazai.]
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Not while eating. But ah, maybe the last bite'll be nice to me by the time you get back.