The fruitiness is all yours, Chuuya. [Not really, but give him a second, he's getting to his "point".] I just bring the nuts~
[He is hilarious, thank you for noticing. Or, alternatively: use this opportunity to reconsider all your life choices, because if you ended up with this man of all the people on this planet, you've really got a screw loose.
Or a screw on the agenda. Either one.
Dazai doesn't take long to lean in for another sip of the drink, because it really does taste good, and while he's eager enough to see what shenanigans Chuuya will get up to after some daydrinking, it's probably a bad idea to take that too far, too quickly. Then again, it seems like Chuuya is misbehaving a fair amount already! Dazai doesn't so much as blink at the lick, staring at Chuuya while he belatedly puts his Chuuya-moistened lips on his straw. It's quite rude how Chuuya complements the flavor, actually.]
... Honestly, I can't take you anywhere.
[Which is his way of saying he should have kept Chuuya in their hotel room, probably. Oh, well.]
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[He is hilarious, thank you for noticing. Or, alternatively: use this opportunity to reconsider all your life choices, because if you ended up with this man of all the people on this planet, you've really got a screw loose.
Or a screw on the agenda. Either one.
Dazai doesn't take long to lean in for another sip of the drink, because it really does taste good, and while he's eager enough to see what shenanigans Chuuya will get up to after some daydrinking, it's probably a bad idea to take that too far, too quickly. Then again, it seems like Chuuya is misbehaving a fair amount already! Dazai doesn't so much as blink at the lick, staring at Chuuya while he belatedly puts his Chuuya-moistened lips on his straw. It's quite rude how Chuuya complements the flavor, actually.]
... Honestly, I can't take you anywhere.
[Which is his way of saying he should have kept Chuuya in their hotel room, probably. Oh, well.]