[Chuuya starts to sputter, cut off by Dazai before he can actually say anything. He wants to object, correct the assumption, except he doesn't actually want to to claim they're not here together, so what would he say? That Dazai is just his - what, his boyfriend? They've never put it into words like that. And he's not sure that word actually covers it anyway.

He'll let Dazai handle the interaction, and just try to sink into the beach chair instead. And while he might have squirmed away before, he never tried to create actual difference between them, so Dazai doesn't have to lean very far to lean into him. Chuuya waits for the waiter to leave again.]

I better not find out you've forged my signature on a wedding certificate. [He's not even sure that's possible. Both people have to be present when it's signed, he's pretty sure.] That's too much of a cop-out, even for you.

[He's not even fully sure what he means by that, but he has to say something while he recovers from the embarrassment.]