[Chuuya does believe that statement of Dazai's - sort of. If he's been punched or stabbed or poisoned, it's usually from situations that Chuuya would have put himself in anyway, if Dazai had stopped to ask him first. That's usually how his plans work, in Chuuya's experience: Predict how people would act on their own, and make sure that things go the way he wants when they do. It almost always works out. It's fine.
And if Dazai has drugged Chuuya directly a few times, Chuuya has punched Dazai even more times than that, so even that evens out. Kind of. Either way, he does know Dazai prefers him healthy.]
If my health is so important to you, you'll order some salty snacks as well.
[Because Dazai has to pay for these drinks, he's decided. Just because. He squirms himself free, definitely starting to blush, because sitting on top of Dazai is a bit much. It's a two-person beach chair. There's enough space.
The waiter finally reaches them, only to ask if they're on their honeymoon. Chuuya turns bright red.]
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And if Dazai has drugged Chuuya directly a few times, Chuuya has punched Dazai even more times than that, so even that evens out. Kind of. Either way, he does know Dazai prefers him healthy.]
If my health is so important to you, you'll order some salty snacks as well.
[Because Dazai has to pay for these drinks, he's decided. Just because. He squirms himself free, definitely starting to blush, because sitting on top of Dazai is a bit much. It's a two-person beach chair. There's enough space.
The waiter finally reaches them, only to ask if they're on their honeymoon. Chuuya turns bright red.]