Of course you were. But a little encouragement never hurt anybody~
[That's decidedly untrue for Dazai's encouragement in particular, but oh well. Making Chuuya lose his balance is satisfying, and Dazai responds by putting his arms around Chuuya, almost comically belatedly "catching" him. That approaching waiter may or may not be severely tested on his poker face! Then again, Dazai isn't going to insist on being clingy at all. Chuuya can "escape" if he wants; it's more fun playing with him a little, anyway.]
What are you talking about?! Your health is of the utmost importance to me, Chuuya!
[Such a statement might be sweet if it hadn't been historically untrue more often than not - but hey, Chuuya can take a punch. And a stab, and a poisoning or two. So clearly it's fine! Dazai has never really meant to get Chuuya killed, so clearly that means he does, indeed, care about Chuuya's health.]
no subject
[That's decidedly untrue for Dazai's encouragement in particular, but oh well. Making Chuuya lose his balance is satisfying, and Dazai responds by putting his arms around Chuuya, almost comically belatedly "catching" him. That approaching waiter may or may not be severely tested on his poker face! Then again, Dazai isn't going to insist on being clingy at all. Chuuya can "escape" if he wants; it's more fun playing with him a little, anyway.]
What are you talking about?! Your health is of the utmost importance to me, Chuuya!
[Such a statement might be sweet if it hadn't been historically untrue more often than not - but hey, Chuuya can take a punch. And a stab, and a poisoning or two. So clearly it's fine! Dazai has never really meant to get Chuuya killed, so clearly that means he does, indeed, care about Chuuya's health.]
Hmm, how about some cocktails?