I won't be able to find my way if I don't turn on the lights, Chuuya. What if I break my neck?

[Hmm... Actually, that's probably not the most painful way to go? But having Chuuya cause his death, no matter how indirectly, would be a pain.

Pat-pat. Pat-pat-pat-pat.]

Let me up, okay? Or everything's going to get wet. I promise I'll get you your painkillers.

[He'll even throw in some coffee, because he's a nice(*citation needed) guy like that.]